Joe Biden needs to retire before allegations of unwanted touching get out of hand

Welcome to the club #CreepyJoe.

While Joe Biden stood noticeably silent while the president and Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh were subjected to a stream of unsubstantiated, if not totally debunked sexual misconduct allegations, the former Veep now knows how it feels to have the #MeToo brigade wage its own jihad on the Democratic front-runner.

Hard to feel sorry for the guy since not once did handsy Joe, who’s inappropriately touched, kissed and by definition harassed countless women — including minors — over the years, extend the presumption of innocence to conservative men.

Now karma is working in mysterious ways making Biden mop up his own mess as a line of women are coming forth with tales of unwanted hugs, touching, kissing, hair sniffing and wait for it … nose rubbing, something Eskimos do in igloos.

But perhaps the most shocking and hypocritical thing to transpire is the number of progressive women — stalwarts of the #MeToo movement — who told us “all women must be believed” when it came to Kavanaugh and others, who are now defending Biden.

Because he’s a Democrat and “the rules” surrounding sexual harassment don’t apply to their own, liberal feminists by and large just move the goal posts.

MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” co-host Mika Brzezinski has been running defense for Biden. Same with Obama’s former top White House adviser Valerie Jarrett, The View’s Whoopi Goldberg and Alyssa Milano — just to name a few. Add to it the Women’s March crowd who furiously knitted pink hats in protest of Kavanaugh during the Supreme Court justice’s nomination hearings. If you’ve noticed they’ve gone underground — radio silent — just like when they gave Bill Clinton a pass for sexually harassing a young intern.

No matter. Voters are smart. They get how the #MeToo movement has become a political cudgel to be used selectively against political rivals versus holding everyone to the same standard.

Bottom line: Voters can’t “unsee” all the #CreepyJoe videos and photos online that will haunt him throughout a potential presidential campaign. Biden should announce his retirement before a dozen more women come forward writing his political obituary for him.

About Adriana Cohen

Adriana Cohen is host of the “Adriana Cohen Show” heard Wednesdays at noon on Boston Herald Radio. Follow her on Twitter @AdrianaCohen16.